Tired.

Someone send me something delicious.  I need something unexpected please.

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Turkey-lurky-time

Back in the burgh'. The City of Champions. My home sweet home.

A glorious week under the gray winter skies I've come to miss in my Southern California habitat.  

Last night, on the eve before my most favorite day of the whole year, Thanksgiving, I partook in some Pub Quiz at the Brillobox.  Not only did the fantastic team I belong to, "The Mall Punx" gather for a reunion, but we won third place and a free appetizer!  Really we tied for second but unfortunately did not win the tie-breaker, an arm wrestling match.  We go for brains, not brawn on our team...

Later we danced and boozed our troubles away. Even later I found myself at Gooski's well past 2am, nursing a Straub, feeling the hunger pains I can safely say I won't feel for at least 2 weeks.  When saying some long goodbyes, I noticed a discarded bag of Snyder's of Berlin BBQ Potato Chips.  Some might ignore this gift from a stranger and write it off as disgusting and desperate, but all I saw was my #1 snack choice ages 7-12.  

I checked to make sure they were truly abandoned and then I swooped down upon those gems.  Sweet and tangy, salty and msg-y. No yummy crisp that melts in your mouth so quickly.

I'm too glad to be back in my potato chip mecca... 

The one, true, love.

Cola. Soda. POP.  Coca-Cola Classic.  Coke.  My beloved... no really.  That slightly sugary, fizzy, thirst-quencher is my boyfriend. Well, ex-boyfriend to be exact.  

On my recent surge to become healthy(something slightly difficult when you are poor) and fit, I gave up my dear friend and lover, Coca-Cola Classic.  Yes some could say, drink diet! Or Zero! Or Diet DR. Pepper.  But really I have one trusie, and that's CCC.  But really I realized how much my tall glass of corn syrup and flavorings was really affecting my health... and I had to break both our hearts.

It's been three months since I've known the pleasure of an Icy Cold Coke. I've been cheating, though. Only recently did I discover through the Red Bull girls (that substance even worse than Coke) who visit my workplace every month or so that there is a new, hot cola on the market. Red Bull Cola.  I don't want to say too much out of respect for my dear love Coke, but things are kind of working out between me and Red Bull Cola.  I know it's a temporary fling, as it's trendy, no preservatives or artificiality, and totes Vegan!!  Really my heart does belong to Coca but I just need this affair. I promise I will go back to abstaining from all soda pops once this thing is through to remember my lost love...

These dirty health food tricksters were in on the second RB COLA encounter... and here I though I was getting some Right Wing Junkfoodz and I really got some healthy cornstarch bullshit!  

These are bullshit chips!! And yes they are eligible for this blog.  Glenny's American Fries...potato starch, bland , cardboard blarf.

Lay's OG 'Classic'

Classic. O-ridge.  The standby.  Perfect with any piece of chocolate. Crisp, salty, greazzzy, and nutty.  The go-to snack when you are in 7-Eleven after being up for nearly 40 hours and you need something to go with those Oreo Cakesters, cookie dough ice cream, and a hazelnut coffee.  

I realized last night that you can predict the outcome of the election polls by just visting your local 7-Eleven that happens to carry Obama blue cups or McCain red cups.  I must admit this is quite

 smart of the big wigs in kwik-e-mart land.  They know before anyone else according to their inventory of election cups who will take the prize November 4th.  

At this particular Miracle Mile 7-Eleven I was puttering around in, it seems the demographic that picks up a burrito and Frozen Coke at 2:45am is also voting a landslide for Obama.  McCain's cups were lonely and untouched while Obama's were in need of a re-stock.  It could be that the demographic purchasing flavors at 7-Eleven would definitely not be interested in McCa

in's cups, just as they aren't interested in his politics.  Even the McCain voters aren't McCain supporters, so they just opt for the "I'm Undecided" normal 7-Eleven cup as to not attract the disapproving looks from people who want to stop them for a lecture on why they are wrong for choosing McCain on the way to their 80k a year job.

These classic Lay's are complimenting my Frosted Fugde Brownie by Audie deliciously this lazy Sunday in bed not cleaning my house in preparation of the arrival of my second oldest sister and momz.  Once again I'm licking the bag.  Please feel shame for me because clearly I have none.

Tattooz

My new favorite Sharpie is the ultrrra fine point in Aqua as it provides the perfect shade of teal for my homemade Herr's Potato Chip bag tattoo on my inner ankle.

The Final Farewell

THE FINAL FAREWELL

Come to this show!  This Friday @ L'Keg Gallery in Echo Park.  I'm showing a few of my inferior shots while true artists will be displaying some breathtaking ones.  Did I mention there will be drinks too?  

5 clams, don't be cheap.  1170 Glendale Blvd. 

What the Dill-io?

My awesome boss brought me Dill Pickle potato chips today, fresh from her homeland, Canada.  

What a lovely present that I was far too eager to unwrap.  I hadn't even left the store before my hands were buried deep in the bag, stealing crisp after crisp before I could get them home and treat them right with the pairing of a Hershey's Bar (or another S'more as that's the way I'm swinging as of yesterday).

Today I planned on partaking in Herr's Salt and Vin with the Sugar Free Chocolate Frozen Yogurt from Yogurt Haven but the sugar demons were out to get me and YH was not in possession of the yummy low calorie treat.  Therefore I succumbed to them and ordered the deadly Milk Chocolate flavor.  I didn't even add a bag of chips to my devilish delight as I felt guilty enough.  At least I showed some restraint.  As long as I don't have a Coca-Cola Classic...

The Dill Pickle chips are incredible.  Perfect, exploding with flavor, and I wish I could eat 20 bags of them all tonight. 

A blessing and a curse.

Herr's Sour Cream & Onion

Sou Crems and On. Two major thumbs up! Fine family fun.  Especially with S'mores.  yes I've fallen.  I avoided the sugar and then a clever gift of a Nerd Rope showed in a Transfer from my old store in Pittsburgh to my new one.  It overjoyed me and I just had to eat it. Only a halfsies...I split it.  But then it set off a chain of events that led to an entire box of nerds in front of my face.  Peer pressure gave way and I had just a few.  Then it was all about the sweeties nipped here and there.  Dessert twice this weekend led me to an all out binge on S'mores this evening.  I just can't resist the thought of chocolate and potato chips. The perfect combo. The deadly ones.  I welcome you diabetes. Me and Wilford Brimley will live out our lives in insulin glory.  But at least we had a good time while it lasted....

MsG Presents: Herr's Salt and Pepper

Salt and Pepper.  There is something that seems so simple about it.  We (well us normal peeps, whatup!?) salt and pepper our potatoes of all form.  Yes potatoes are naturally yummy but us seasoned ones want a little more something on our spuds.  However, one doesn't see the Salt & Pepper Potato Chip (Crisp) around too often.  Perhaps because all the imaginative potato chip flavor doctors are busy at work thinking of a fabulous new concoction of perfectly interesting and tasty potato crisps.  Most of these flavor doctors over look the simple taste of salt and pepper on a potato. 

The fab dudes at Herr's clearly look at all the levels of taste.  Tastiness!  Oy...I say such things. They throw MSG and cheat a little by adding some garlic powder and a few other flavor enhancers and take this simple combo of Salt and Pepper  and transform it to a Season-Salt chip...dear friend to season lovers like us.

Yums to you Herr's. And thanks.

Ketchup, Catsup, Ketchup, Catsup?

Disaster.  OK not really.  But I must admit I was hoping for rocket ships and stars and all I got was a mouthful of sugar.  My aversion to refined sugars must be lowering my tolerance.  Last night, for instance I desperately needed some sug, however at my family style dinner at Puka Di Beppo, I couldn't order the giant tiramisu as I would have liked.  Twelve dollars is just to much for a sugar fix these days.  Instead I opted for a Soy Mocha latte at one of the many Starbucks Coffee houses (have you been yet?) in my locale. Bio-Friendly cups in hand, Mike and I wandered over to the Ralph's to pick up some non-manufactured in a facility that also uses it's machines on tree nuts Brownie mix (Audie could DIE!) to satisfy my MUST HAVE MORE SUGAR NOW urge.

About 3/4Th's through my Tall Coffee drink (to wake me up mostly as I had been drinking since noon in Malibu) I realized my sugar tolerance is lowering.  I'm glad I didn't start barfing from too high a dose.  Not only did the coffee not work (I fell asleep only two Celebrities into said game over at Audie's), I passed on the brownies too. :( They smelled amazing. I suppose I will just have to do with smells of baked chocolate goods from now on.  However, Audie, Mike and Will were so kind to surprise me today with my new frozen obsession, Yogurt Haven's Sugar Free Chocolate Frozen Yogurt with strawberries and almonds! That place kills Pinkberry. My only yummy solace in a world singing with sugar. I mixed that little bowl of heaven with some raspberries and had one amazing lunch. Yes, I ate frozen yog for lunch and yes, that defeats the purpose of my healthy new diet as even though it is devoid of sugar, it is still  full of artificiality. 

Back to the Herr's Heinz Ketchup Potato Chips.  Now one would think "What a brilliant combo!", myself included as I've long been a supporter of the salty/sweet combo.  However these were in no way salty. Just sweet and vinegary. I was never one to dip my potato chips in catsup (although I did love to do that with pickle juice...ok still do.). I left my sister Lizzy to do such things (Lizzy was a fan of watermelon + ketchup), as ketchup was always something to be enjoyed with hot foods.  Also sugar crystals that taste sort of kind of like catsup covering a beautiful Herr's Ridged chip looking like Christmas cookie sprinkles were the last thing I wanted to eat. There were actual SUGAR CUBES on this chip!!  Not only did they stain my adorable small and dainty fingers but they left me with a guilty conscience for all the refined sugar I had just indulged in.  Every bite was a struggle.  

As write this I'm indulging in my now 5Th bag of Crisp N' Tastys.  Sometimes all I need is a simple, yummy crisp.  N bells n' whistles, just pure flavor.  

Crisp n' Tasty

Yumz. Sunday morning was my breakfast of champions. The all too neglected regular flavor of Herr's, Crisp n' Tasty.  In lieu of my fancy high fiber cereal and a piece of fruit, I enjoyed a light(in texture only) snack on the sinful 1.9 mile drive to work yesterday morn.  Yes I will ride my bike tomorrow.  I impressed myself by riding around Silverlake the other night with only some wheezing up the big hills and therefore I vow to ride to work this week with sheer ease. Enough of my lazy waking up ritual 20 minutes before work!  

I feel quite guilty for eating the chips on sunday and writing about them today. Especially with the gluttonous and gratuitous weekend I just had thanks to street fair food and skinny dipping. Fuck! I just remembered I forgot to partake in a fancy funnel cake at Sunset Junction. I tried to make them at home once...a slight meltdown occurred following. Next year I suppose.

 I will just have to eat another bag right now to refresh my memers. Ah memers...

Salty, not too salty...a little greasy but just the right amount that makes you want to rip open the bag and lick the foil, searching for any tiny crumb too small for human fingers.  Oh dear it just happened.  It's the kind of thing you can't control...I'm a monster!! Crisp n' Tasty you're TOO tasty! 

Time for some boone (y'know the Vietnamese treat that puts good stuff in a bowl of cold noodles, not the character played by  Ian Somerhalder on 'Lost')  I'm positive it is not spelled that way so no corrections please! Waiting for boone all day can get really hard, especially when a case of instant gratification (in the lowest and tastiest form) sits nestled in a cupboard seemingly built for the sole purpose of housing my prized snack perishables.

I'll dream of you tonight, Crisp n' Tasty when we can meet again. You're lucky if I don't ravage your shiny teal package again this week, no, this hour. No cupboard can keep me out, even if you lock the door.  

I made Herr's mine.

They arrived on time! UPS are my collective heroes.  My case of Herr's arrived on Wednesday to my sleepy joy.  After a night of partying (WHOOOOOOOOO! ugh...) I was already slightly wired from my two venti Soy Lattes (after not drinking coffee for at least a month and giving up refined sugars) when my package arrived at my place of work. An exhausting 14 hour day later, I managed to forget my precious cargo when I dragged my haggard body home.  

So Thursday was the inaugural day.  Now I promised myself I would only eat the chips on days I would review them so it keeps me from binging, however I had some karaoke to take care of last night and so the writing had to wait until today, my day off in which I should be lounging at the beach, not still in bed with my injured Sophie-Lucie wasting life on the inter web.  

Roommate Jason (oddly I know many Jasons and therefore clarification is necessary) and I cracked into the case and enjoyed the freshest Salt and Vin offered.  I find it helpful to share with a friend as #1 It's good to share, and #2 It's a second (less educated) opinion that can sometimes shed some limited light on a flavor dispute.

The Salt and Vinegar proved to be a bit of a flavor blast, not unlike a wasabi blast.  It seems the fresher the bag, the stronger the flavor, and Herr's got it covered.  My favorite east coast Salt and Vinegar crisps were too pungent in saltiness and vinegary, but still had excellent potato crispiness. Normally I purchase the large bags from Rite Aid with a Turner's Lemon Flavored Iced T to wash them down and the flavor is always impec!  I guess the small bags are more concentrated as Roommate Jason pointed out for longer shelf life for the vending machines in which they are intended.  I have 40 more bags to go in my Herr's adventure...I might just have to let them settle since they are straight from the packaging plant and therefore too fresh for even the heavens.

Soon to be in heaven...

I did it. I went for it.  The 42 1 oz.  case from Herr's.  Getting mostly Salt and Vin and Crisp n' Tasty, but I also ordered one of each flavor offered by the Herr's Snack Company to facilitate my Chip of the Every Other Day or So Club.

As Alyssa pointed out, the Heinz Ketchup Chip by Herr's, is a different tater treat. Canadians love Ketchup flavored potato crisps, I hear. My first review when my shipment arrives at my place of work within 5-7 business days (for only $11!) will be the mighty Ketchup crunch.  American Apparel is about variety and choice of colors(flavors) so I'm sure they won't mind my cornucopia of potato bliss arriving amongst Staples orders and 20 boxes of clothing transfers that day.  Better brush up on my snack nouns...

Utz and Mad Men

Mad Men. My favorite television experience in recent history.  And now they have outdone themselves by combining my three loves: stunning production design captured by flawless cinematography, the handsome and pensive Jon Hamm, and the delicious Pennsylvania chip brand, Utz Potato Chips.

I'm trying to figure out where I can purchase Utz here in California.  I found Kosher for Passover Herr's at the Kosher Cambridge Farms grocery store by my house in my Jew-centric neighborhood, Valley Village and was a bit disappointed when I discovered that the Herr's were past their sell by date.  Now any one who knows me knows that I strictly follow these expiration dates and will also not drink any dairy product over three days old. I throw them away for fear of rotting food smells.  

I'm probably going to end up ordering a case of Herr's and a case of Utz and I will never eat any other foods ever again.

Here I Go Again

I need to find these:
Jay's Dill Pickle Potato Chips.